Torching the counters till chometz is smitten
New water kettles and new oven mittens
Brown paper matzah bags tied up with string
This is why Pesach makes my head ring
Idaho potatoes but no apple strudel
Chicken and veggies, no shnitzel, no noodles
Wild kids that miss all their chometzdik things
This is why Pesach makes my head ring
Girls need new dresses, my bank needs more stashes
Searching for chometz, burn it to ashes
Thankfully wine to the seder we bring
This is why Pesach makes my head ring
When the cleaning lady, calls to cancel
And the job becomes mine
I simply remember my chocolate bars
And then I don't even whine...
Sorta.
(Adapted from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3aBB-J9vhg)
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